courtesy of Dante
1. A hell with coffee, but no cream or sugar.
2. A hell with constant and insistent Crime Stoppers calls.
3. A hell where everybody greets me with “Have you accepted Jesus christ as your savior??”
4. A hell where I’m surrounded by small children.
5. A hell where I’m surrounded by bad drivers.
6. A world without books to read. Or pens to write.
7. A world without my dog!
8. A hell where my mom constantly gives me the “i’m-so-disappointed-in-you” look
9. A hell of nothing but homework. Ha ha, oh wait, I’m already there.