courtesy of Dante

1. A hell with coffee, but no cream or sugar.

2. A hell with constant and insistent Crime Stoppers calls.

3. A hell where everybody greets me with “Have you accepted Jesus christ as your savior??”

4. A hell where I’m surrounded by small children.

5. A hell where I’m surrounded by bad drivers.

6. A world without books to read.  Or pens to write.

7. A world without my dog!

8. A hell where my mom constantly gives me the “i’m-so-disappointed-in-you” look

9. A hell of nothing but homework.  Ha ha, oh wait, I’m already there.